02 November 2014 @ 10:44 pm
Of Bad Jokes and Cheesy Pickup Lines  
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Length: Oneshot
Rating: PG
Genre: fluff, romance, humor
Summary: Jaejoong tells a bad joke. Yunho responds with an even worse pickup line.


 

“Yunho,” Jaejoong calls from behind him, “Hey. Hey Yunho.”

Yunho doesn’t turn around. He stills when he feels the other boy’s warm breath drift across his neck. “What,” He mutters, awkwardly leaning forward towards his desk, but it’s no use really because Jaejoong simply lifts his butt off his chair, elbows on his desk as he leans in too.

“Yunho,” The boy pauses and then speaks, his voice tinged with suppressed eagerness, “What did one ocean say to the other ocean?”

There’s a silence. Jaejoong is almost panting like a puppy in sheer excitement as he waits for Yunho to answer him.

But Yunho doesn’t, as usual. Only merely grunts an “I don’t know,” when he gets an impatient nudge.

“Okay,” Yunho turns his head slightly and sees the blond’s wide, toothy grin as he easily accepts Yunho’s unenthusiastic answer. He watches the boy do a dramatic pause before he squints his eyes slightly and then whispers out into the room,

“Nothing. They just waved.”

Yunho breathes out an unimpressed “wow,” before calmly turning back in his seat to face the whiteboard. The bell rings, signaling that it’s time for the lesson to begin, and there’s a strange tiny urge in his heart that tells him to turn back around, compliment Jaejoong’s joke and make him smile, but he pushes that silly little feeling aside for the rest of the lesson, trying to concentrate on his work instead.


Trying, really. Because in the middle of the lesson, he can’t help but think about Jaejoong’s joke and then there’s a goofy smile suddenly tugging at his lips, the whole delivery of the line now seeming so questionably funny. He covers it with the back of his hand, but as seconds tick by it just grows bigger and he has to cough awkwardly to hide his amusement. His fingers shake as he attempts to write down the notes on the whiteboard, but he’s trembling with holding back his laughter. It’s one of those jokes where it’s so freaking stupid to the point it’s hilarious.

He can practically feel Jaejoong’s curious gaze digging into his back, because naturally, Jaejoong spends half of his lesson staring at Yunho and also, the brunet is pretty sure he isn’t being subtle with trying to restrain himself from having a laughing fit. He bites his lower lip, shoulders shaking as he taps his pen against the table, forcing a blank expression onto his face but his brain slowly returns to that damn joke.

They just waved.

They just waved.

Waved.

A split second passes before Yunho bursts out into laughter in the middle of class.

 

“Hi.”

Yunho doesn’t look up. He’s quite embarrassed from what happened earlier. He got severely chastised for his laughing fit and for being so caught up in his amusement and dragging all the other students along. It was a strange mess of giggles in class, but in the midst of it all he managed to see a hopeful twinkle in Jaejoong’s eyes.

As if reading his mind, the blond-haired boy shifts slightly, wringing his hands together as he murmurs, “So.. um, so were you like.. laughing at my joke?” As quickly as he says that, he continues on in a shy and frantic rush, “or something else? What was it? Can you tell me too? I.. I mean you were laughing so hard and all.”

He sounds so nervous that Yunho almost smiles. Almost.

Instead, he decides to look Jaejoong right in the eye. The other male gulps, looking startled.

“Jaejoong-ah,” He licks his lips and then drops his gaze before lifting it, “What did one ocean say to the other ocean?”

There is a very long silence and Jaejoong blinks.

His lips part and then he whispers, seeming rather flustered, “Nothing… they just waved.”

Yunho smiles. He stands up. He can’t believe that all this time, it took a joke as lame as this one to get him to make a move. Jaejoong is merely standing there, all shy, and so cute that the little remaining nervousness Yunho felt vanishes completely. Trying not to frighten the other male, he takes Jaejoong’s hands in his, gently.

“Jaejoong-ah. Do you have a Band-Aid?”

The blond blinks, tilting his head slightly as confusion etches over his features. “A.. Band-Aid..” His lips part in an adorable ‘o’ as he concern suddenly fills his eyes, “Yunho-yah, are you hurt somewhere?”

“I—“ Yunho doesn’t even get to speak as the other boy is pulling away and moving to turn, his eyes brimming with worry as he hurriedly murmurs,

“Yes, yes, hold on! I have a Band-Aid in my bag, let me just g—“

It takes a single pull for Jaejoong to slam into Yunho’s arms.

However, it isn’t as romantic as it sounds, because there’s a desk that’s situated behind them and Yunho hisses as the edge of it digs into his back, sharp and painful. Also, Jaejoong is whimpering at the harsh and sudden impact his nose had with Yunho’s chest. He looks up, about to complain with his eyebrows furrowed, but then Yunho quickly shushes him with a wince before he pants out the words,

“Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

Yunho cringes internally at the absolute dripping cheese that leaks in those words. He even closes his eyes shamefully, not wanting to think about what had just come out of his mouth. The silence that Jaejoong holds onto, just standing pressed against his chest, is making him wonder if his pick-up line sucked that much to the point it made the blond speechless. He licks his lips nervously, and it’s only now that he realizes that his heart is beating quite painfully hard. The thought of Jaejoong feeling it against him arises a slight panic and so he attempts to pull away from their somewhat awkward embrace, but he stills when Jaejoong slowly peers up at him.

Yunho holds his breath. Jaejoong’s huge orbs are gazing right into his own and he gets nervous.

But then it’s an almost comical sight when he watches a pretty pink tint across the other male’s cheeks, just at the same time as an incredibly shy smile begins to curve at his lips. Yunho is blown away. He is mesmerized and he can’t move from his position.

So he’s basically also basically frozen when Jaejoong leans up on his tip toes and pecks him softly on the lips.

But it isn’t exactly a peck since Jaejoong isn’t moving away. Their lips are pressed against each others, and Yunho is so dazed he can’t move. After a few seconds, the smaller male pulls away, his cheeks flaming red in embarrassment. A fist hitting his chest has Yunho blinking in alarm. Jaejoong grumbles, “Dammit Yunho, this is embarrassing,” and gestures to their lips, “Can’t you freaking kiss me back, god.” He’s muttering while looking away, all flushed red and cute, a sight that has Yunho immediately obeying. He leans down and kisses the blond.

 

A little while later when they’re sitting together on their chairs, playing with each other’s fingers and cracking more occasional jokes here and there with soft shy pecks in the middle, Yunho suddenly smiles.

“You know, to our kids in the future, I’m going to be like,” he shifts and then grins, “Your daddy won me over by the lamest joke I have ever heard in my life.”

“So you’re already thinking about having kids with me?” Jaejoong teases, nudging him and Yunho blushes, swatting his elbow away. But when he looks back, Jaejoong is blushing too, and he shifts closer, snuggling into him. “Well I’ll tell them, kids, your dad won me over by asking me for a Band-Aid.”

Yunho laughs out, stroking the other male’s hair. He thinks of Jaejoong’s earlier joke and laughs even harder. Jaejoong has no idea what he’s amused at, but he joins in too. Their giggles fill the classroom, and they both know it’s the start of something absolutely wonderful between them.


 A/N: hi!

(first of all, obviously that joke & pickup line don't belong to me XDD)
i'm sorry for any typos & grammar mistakes, i will try to fix them all later ^^
i hope you enjoyed that little high school yj fluff. XD i was originally going to use this as the joke -> "What did the brother cell say to the sister cell when she stepped on his toe?" "Mitosis." but I decided, nah. and used the ocean joke instead hahahaha
thank you for reading! :* <33333

 
 
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[identity profile] kingheechul.livejournal.com on November 2nd, 2014 05:35 pm (UTC)
hahaha fuck damn it chelsea! XD i literally lol-ed so hard (that my female parent had to ask me what i'm doing) but i laughed even harder at the second joke lmao i am so lame XDD

you are so good at fluff ugh ;~; shy jj is always adorbs istg
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 10:37 am (UTC)
XDDDDDDD omg you liked the joke that much? i was gonna use the mitosis joke at first since i laughed really hard for that one. but the ocean joke was worse so.. it's better haha

;;;;;; thank you bbpark <33333 i know! he's too cute T___T i am glad you liked this, teehee :D
[identity profile] tapzz.livejournal.com on November 2nd, 2014 06:23 pm (UTC)
ohh god...this is so fluffeh..i cry...dorky yunjae is kawaaii...ty for this..
really made my crappy day...:)
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 10:39 am (UTC)
hehe! XD and yes they are ;; both of them being dorks together ;; <3
awwww i'm really glad it made your day! ^^ thank you for reading :D

[identity profile] n3uromanc3r.livejournal.com on November 2nd, 2014 07:36 pm (UTC)
It was so lovely, thank you very much!
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 10:39 am (UTC)
awwwww noo, thank youuu for reading! hehe :DDDDD <3333
[identity profile] reikonan.livejournal.com on November 2nd, 2014 08:37 pm (UTC)
hahaha! the joke maybe lame but I laughed. Yes, I'm corny like that.

I also loved the mitosis joke. heee!
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 10:40 am (UTC)
hahahahaa i love lame jokes too! XD
the mitosis one made me laugh so hard, which was why i was originally going to use it. but the ocean joke... is much lamer. so i decided with that XDDD
thank you for reading :D <3333
[identity profile] dbskfans.livejournal.com on November 2nd, 2014 10:56 pm (UTC)
ok....hahahhahahahahahahaah

i took me for a while to get jj joke!hahahahahaa
*ok, i admit, im yunho here*..hahahahahhaa


so suwett~~~~
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 10:41 am (UTC)
XDDDDDDD it was such a silly joke hahahhaha
thank youuu! i'm glad you liked it ^^ <333333
[identity profile] dbskfans.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 02:21 pm (UTC)
heyy~~~nothing is silly about jokes~~~
even i cant understand junsu's joke....=.='...
hahahhaaa
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 5th, 2014 12:43 pm (UTC)
hahahaha that is true! i really do enjoy these type of jokes XDDD
junsu's jokes are the best XDDD
[identity profile] kattan69.livejournal.com on November 2nd, 2014 11:34 pm (UTC)
Hehehe...cute.
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 10:41 am (UTC)
^^ i'm glad you liked it~ thank you for reading :D <333333
[identity profile] jaeshire-cat.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 12:11 am (UTC)
aw aw~ too cute and fluffy and I'm loving it!
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 10:41 am (UTC)
hehehehehe i love fluff too! thank you so much for reading <3333333
[identity profile] redsky7.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 02:56 am (UTC)
Oh god. I giggled so hard, I cried. This is facken cute ;_; <3 I was smiling all throughout the story. orz fluff overloaaaaaaaaaaad <3
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 10:42 am (UTC)
omg ksjdaksdjaskdk ;~~~~; <333
thank you so much! hahahahaha i love fluff too ;; <3333 i'm really glad you liked it :D
[identity profile] redsky7.livejournal.com on November 4th, 2014 07:02 am (UTC)
I think people loves fluff once in a while. XD I'm an angst fan tbh but this kind of fluff ;~; <333 I'm a very corny person bwahahahhahahaha /flips self
anyway, looking forward for more stories ^^ no pressure though. XD <333 /huggles
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 5th, 2014 12:44 pm (UTC)
oh wow omg i'm that one person who totally avoids angst hahahaha my heart can't handle it most of the time ;;;
i'm very corny too! and quite cheesy when it comes to yj XDDD
awww omg thank you! ;; <3 i'll try my best :D
[identity profile] chloe1910.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 02:59 am (UTC)
Aaawwww, so adorably fluffy.
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 10:42 am (UTC)
hehe thank you! ^^ i'm glad you liked it :D
[identity profile] jaan30.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 04:57 am (UTC)
So cute and fluffyyy! LOL <3
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 10:43 am (UTC)
XDD dorky yunjae is always just so cute
thank you for reading! :D
[identity profile] tardiskeeper.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 07:41 am (UTC)
Gold, they've both hit the jackpot.
To have and to hold. To laugh at lame jokes, and in return say really cheesy pick-up-lines. Live,love,and laugh.
Thank you!
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 10:43 am (UTC)
hahaha awwwww! ;;; the fluffiness!
thank youuu for reading! i'm glad you enjoyed it ^^ <333
[identity profile] minesomine.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 11:12 am (UTC)
Cute and sweet. :)
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 01:52 pm (UTC)
^^ thank you! i'm glad you liked it :D <333333
[identity profile] tehah-hero.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 03:19 pm (UTC)
this is adorable. ahaha xD
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 4th, 2014 03:03 pm (UTC)
hehehehe! i'm glad you liked it :DDD thank you for reading <3333
[identity profile] hinokahoko11.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 07:02 pm (UTC)
haha i laugh so hard about the "mitosis". and also the yunjae story, of course! shy yunjae and cheesy yunho is always <3.
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 4th, 2014 03:04 pm (UTC)
that mitosis joke made me laugh so hard too when i first read it! hahahaha i love it XD
aww thank you <333333 i'm really glad you liked it ^^
[identity profile] db5k.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2014 09:16 pm (UTC)
this was just absolutely adorable, chelsea! >< i have nothing else to say. haha thanks for sharing~
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 4th, 2014 03:04 pm (UTC)
hehehehehehehe jijiiii you <33333 XD thank youuuuuu <3333333333
[identity profile] tora-robin.livejournal.com on November 8th, 2014 02:50 pm (UTC)
this is really cute. jaejoong being a total goof. XD
i could really use that joke tho. XDDD
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on November 9th, 2014 03:28 pm (UTC)
goofy jae is adorable, right? XDDD
hahahaha you can! i love jokes like that too XDDD
thank you for reading! :D <33333333333333
[identity profile] sendokspoon.livejournal.com on November 15th, 2014 04:42 pm (UTC)
damn yunho was cheesy, i even cringed when he actually said that lame pick up lines xD
too bad jejung liked him so much to feel sick about the pick up lines xD
thank you for sharing~
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on December 7th, 2014 06:25 am (UTC)
sorry for the late reply!! ;;

XD yes! it was so cringeworthy, but yeah. jae loved it :P and loves him ehehehe!
thank youuuu for reading! :D <333333333
[identity profile] angeljaejoong.livejournal.com on November 21st, 2014 01:34 pm (UTC)
Oh gosh..l this makes me giggles. And i hate giggling... Love it.
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on December 7th, 2014 06:26 am (UTC)
sorry for the late reply!!

hahahaha, i'm glad it could make you giggle? XDDDD thank you for reading! :D <3333333
[identity profile] tanya-h24.livejournal.com on November 29th, 2014 05:21 am (UTC)
alskdjfjhf both of them so adorbs i wanna huggles them :3
♥♥♥
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on December 7th, 2014 06:26 am (UTC)
ikr ;~~~~; but since we can't, they'll hug each other ehehehehe XD
thank you for reading! <33333333
[identity profile] kyotoroxies.livejournal.com on March 11th, 2015 02:15 pm (UTC)
this is so funny and sweet! thank u for sharing!
[identity profile] yunnieberry.livejournal.com on March 20th, 2015 05:33 pm (UTC)
sorry for the late reply! D:
hehehe i'm glad you liked this and awww thank youuu so much for reading! <3333333333333333333333